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December 24, 2012
Facepalm | Hurrr Gun nuts in the US defend the 2nd Amendment – by attacking the 1st Amendment.   (The Age) Leave a comment
December 19, 2012
Derp | Facepalm Abbott hasn’t read the federal court judgement he’s dismissing. Doesn’t sound at all like something Abbott would do in an interview with Leigh Sales. (ABC) Leave a comment
December 11, 2012
Facepalm | FFS Idiot pranksters somehow didn’t think that something might go wrong with illegal invasion of privacy through deception, are surprised when it does. (ABC) Leave a comment
December 7, 2012
Facepalm Idiot goes more than double the speed limit, records it, posts the video on youtube. (ABC) Leave a comment
November 29, 2012
Facepalm | Hypocrisy Bishop lies to be better at accusing Gillard of lying. (The Age) Leave a comment
October 25, 2012
Facepalm Abbott tries to play the victim, as though he’s being persecuted for being a father. (The Age) Leave a comment
October 23, 2012
Facepalm Don’t predict a major earthquake? Jail time, bitches. (ABC) Leave a comment
October 16, 2012
Facepalm The NSW ALP: protecting you (well, one MP) from eggplant. (ABC) Leave a comment
October 15, 2012
*twitch* | ...huh? | /sigh | Classy | Deeeeeeeerp | Facepalm | FFS | Hurrr | Moral Panic | Suuure | This is why we can't have nice things | VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA | Wait what? | Well... shit. | WTF? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (ninemsn) Leave a comment
October 9, 2012
Facepalm Homeopathy to treat domestic violence. Aside from the bullshit, I can just see how well a wife-beater is going to respond to being asked to drink some diluted rose oil. (news.com.au) Leave a comment
October 8, 2012
Facepalm Wow. People suck. (The Advertiser) Leave a comment
September 24, 2012
Facepalm ACT candidate wants to ban gay sex, premarital sex, infidelity and divorce. Proposal to ban puppies and ice cream expected soon. (The Canberra Times) Leave a comment
September 5, 2012
*twitch* | /sigh | Deeeeeeeerp | Derp | Douchebag | Facepalm | Fallacy | FFS | Health | Human Rights | Hurrr | Moral Panic | Predictable | Sad | Stupid | Suuure | This is why we can't have nice things | VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA | Wait what? | Well... shit. | WTF? Fuck.
You.
Jim.
Wallace. (Brisbane Times)		 Leave a comment
August 31, 2012
/sigh | Facepalm Oh right, Adelaide. (The Advertiser) One comment
August 22, 2012
Facepalm | lulz This is not how one campaigns for editorship of a student magazine. If one is sane. (A Source) Leave a comment
August 15, 2012
Facepalm Let’s pretend that the refurbishment of an almost century-old building teeming with asbestos is all about Gillard. That’ll be fun. (The Age) Leave a comment
*speechless* | /sigh | Australia | Douchebag | Facepalm | FFS | Human Rights | It's fucking patriotism! | Predictable | This is why we can't have nice things | Well... shit. Labor and LNP agree on something. Having arbitrary, indefinite (potentially lifetime) detention for asylum seekers. (National Times) Leave a comment
July 26, 2012
Facepalm The comments, they burn (Salon) Leave a comment
July 16, 2012
Facepalm “The coalition will support the recommendations of Angus Houston’s expert panel on asylum seekers – if the panel recommends coalition policies.” (The Age) Leave a comment
July 5, 2012
Facepalm We laugh about the sad state of sex ed in the US. It’s almost as bad here. (The Age) Leave a comment
June 28, 2012
Facepalm Want girls interested in something? Make it pink and add hearts, obviously! (The Conversation) Leave a comment
June 8, 2012
Facepalm | Godwin David Koch is Goebbels or something. (Jim Wallace is nuts) (Pink News) Leave a comment
January 26, 2012
Facepalm Stay classy, America (The Rachel Maddow Show) Leave a comment
January 16, 2012
Facepalm LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLER! DOLE BLUDGER! *insert other misc click-bait* (Pure Poison) Leave a comment
November 7, 2011
Facepalm Reading is bad, apparently (Pure Poison) Leave a comment
September 29, 2011
Facepalm Naturally, having syndicated columns in the three largest newspapers implies that you have no freedom of speech (Pure Poison) Leave a comment
September 20, 2011
Facepalm “Alan Howe: it’s not a Godwin if I compare them with everyone BUT Hitler, is it?” (Pure Poison) Leave a comment
August 25, 2011
Facepalm Whales are just like unwanted zygotes and foetuses (Brisbane Times) Leave a comment
August 16, 2011
Facepalm Anti-carbon tax rally attendees make zero sense (GetUp!) Leave a comment
August 11, 2011
Facepalm Katter likes being compared to Pauline Hanson (and still doesn’t have a registered political party.  Pay attention, media) (Courier Mail) Leave a comment
July 30, 2011
Facepalm | FFS Christian politician lobbies to remove ethics classes from schools. Seriously. (SMH) Leave a comment
July 19, 2011
Facepalm | FFS R18+ article. Professional journalist. National newspaper. “irregardless” (Australian) Leave a comment
July 13, 2011
Facepalm Did you hear the one about Abbott telling a racist joke? (Irish Echo) Leave a comment
July 7, 2011
Facepalm Andrew Wilkie : “wily former intelligence officer”. (Australian) Leave a comment
June 22, 2011
Facepalm Muslims torture cows!!!! (The Age) Leave a comment
Facepalm Ignorant racist given platform to absolve himself of ignorant racist behaviour (The Punch) One comment
June 17, 2011
Facepalm Because the last bit of cat-related sexism worked out so well, another Lib ups the ante (The West Australian) Leave a comment
June 7, 2011
Facepalm Blanchett only cares about climate change cos she bought some coastal land in Vanuatu, the elitist! (The Daily Telegraph) Leave a comment
June 2, 2011
Facepalm Coalition sexism is okay, because Labor calls people names too, sometimes (The Australian) One comment
May 31, 2011
Facepalm “*BZZZZT* – You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.” (ABC) Leave a comment
May 26, 2011
Facepalm How to ridicule a parenting decision when you don’t have the guts to actually do it yourself (The Punch) Leave a comment
May 24, 2011
Facepalm To paraphrase the author of this article : “I know nothing about this R18+ rated videogames debate, but here’s what I think anyway.” (New Matilda) One comment
Facepalm Combet steals a line from the Coalition – “fear should always get in the way of facts” (Australian) Leave a comment
May 23, 2011
Facepalm Religious nutters preach their nuttery while attempting to remain hidden (The Advertiser) Leave a comment
May 20, 2011
Facepalm Bernardi: I’m not technically a racist, just rabidly xenophobic (The Australian) Leave a comment
May 19, 2011
Facepalm The Oz: Guys, how do we attack the NBN? Criticise a company that’s rolling out services for not technically having many customers yet? Excellent! (The Australian) Leave a comment
May 12, 2011
Facepalm Lazarus Rising – People who loved Howard bought it to validate their existence. People who hated Howard bought it to confirm their suspicions. (Australian) One comment
May 11, 2011
Facepalm Coal cares – apparently not a satirical website (Maddow) One comment
May 10, 2011
Facepalm Short on page-hits, The Punch greenlights a ‘religion is for dummies’ article. (Punch) Leave a comment
May 9, 2011
Facepalm Hasidic newspaper ‘shops Hillary Clinton and another woman out of US Government. Cos, y’know, women don’t do things like lead. (Failed Messiah) One comment
May 5, 2011
Facepalm Carbon price will make you sick!!!!11!!!one!!! (The Australian) One comment
April 28, 2011
Facepalm Abbott: Labor should listen to the people who make a bunch of money from addicts when they say they should be allowed to keep making money from addicts (The Age) Leave a comment
April 20, 2011
Facepalm Bolt: Raaargh! I hate science! And I like making very funny jokes about Gillard being unmarried! Ha! Unmarried! What a silly girl. (Herald Sun) Leave a comment
April 15, 2011
Facepalm Barry O’Farrell threatens to sack an entire council for… doing something it’s entirely entitled to do? Apparently this is the new NSW – much like the old one (Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
April 13, 2011
Facepalm Libya intervention has failed because Bob Brown liked it, and all it’s achieved is a stalemate (as opposed to “dissidents being brutally slaughtered by a rampant dictator”) (The Daily Telegraph) Leave a comment
Facepalm In the interests of denigrating the Greens, NSW Labor MLC mistakes Labor voters preferencing the Greens for Labor actually directing preferences. or The Punch: Where historical revisionism comes alive (The Punch) Leave a comment
April 8, 2011
Facepalm Gina Rinehart uses stake in Ten, to give Bolt a show, to attack Rinehart’s political enemies. Woo! Journalism! (The Age) Leave a comment
Facepalm Give Gillard shit about mispronunciation. Get word wrong in article. (Hyperbolly? Really?) (News Ltd) Leave a comment
April 5, 2011
Facepalm O’Farrell gets off to a good start by seemingly putting personal political security ahead of effective government (The Daily Telegraph) Leave a comment
Facepalm Defamatory trollumnist to get own TV show? (Australian) One comment
March 31, 2011
Facepalm Trollumnist loses his shit (“I have plenty of gay friends” is very believable) Leave a comment
March 23, 2011
Facepalm In an attempt to avoid criticism, Pyne launches a Godwin (The Australian) Leave a comment
March 21, 2011
Facepalm Gillard : “Hey everyone, watch me alienate my base to placate people who won’t vote for me anyway.” Looks like she did learn something from Obama after all. (Australian) Leave a comment
March 18, 2011
Facepalm NSW Catholics: Hey sheep! Vote how we tell you, or you’ll probably go to hell or something (Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
March 10, 2011
Facepalm With Reagan’s ghost too busy to receive a sloppy blowjob, Ayn Rand gets clumsily pleasured instead (Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
Facepalm The best Bishop can say against carbon price, with free reign, is “entirely different schemes in entirely different economic circumstances might not have worked” (Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
March 9, 2011
Facepalm Demonstrating his impartiality, Paul Kelly uses such objective language as “waged” “aggressive” and “crusade” re: marriage equality and Labor and the Greens. (The Australian) Leave a comment
March 7, 2011
Facepalm Apples are oranges, which makes the Green hypocrites (though I’m too much of a pussy to say it overtly, relying instead on a rhetorical question) (The Australian) Leave a comment
Facepalm Sneaky asylum seekers are visiting other places before coming to Aus. Like the ultra-safe Pakistan and Iran. (The Australian) Leave a comment
Facepalm Apparently boycotting nations with appalling human rights records is a “global religious and ethnic war” (at least when there are Greens to defame) (The Daily Telegraph) Leave a comment
March 4, 2011
Facepalm How to journalism: talk about the female prime minister’s clothes, because they’re very important (The Punch) Leave a comment
March 3, 2011
Facepalm Devine, in defence of reductio ad Gaddafium (The Daily Telegraph) Leave a comment
March 2, 2011
Facepalm Shaun Carney: The carbon tax is AN ATTACK ON OSTRAYA!!!! (And the Greens are poopoo-heads) (The Age) Leave a comment
February 24, 2011
Facepalm Ever the peacemakers, Nationals deny Oakeshott Was being called names by calling him names (The Age) Leave a comment
February 23, 2011
Facepalm Not content with internal strife, Hockey ruins any hope of getting Oakeshott to jump ship (Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
February 21, 2011
Facepalm Morrison: BOAT PEOPLE! LABOR BAD! (please forget about that whole ‘insensitive bigotry’ thing; I’m back to politically acceptable bigotry) (The Australian) Leave a comment
February 18, 2011
Facepalm Apparently “deep compassion” now means bitching about funeral expenses (funerals of brown people, eww). Glad the Libs could clear that up for us (The Age) Leave a comment
February 16, 2011
Facepalm See how fragile the mining sector is? Taxing them a bit more would destroy the industry overnight! (The Australian) Leave a comment
February 15, 2011
Facepalm After weeks of national warnings against driving through flood waters, Barnaby drives through flood waters and destroys a government car. (The Age) One comment
February 10, 2011
Facepalm According to Abbott lapdog, Julie Bishop’s stupid to want to keep a program that fights radicalisation of young Muslims. What a dumb program, right? Leave a comment
February 8, 2011
Facepalm Defence think tank: Fear! Feeeaaar! FEEEEAAAAAR! (Really, invoking Pearl Harbor?) (The Australian) Leave a comment
February 7, 2011
Facepalm Fundamentalist Christian attacks Islam for its fundamentalist adherents (Cory Bernardi) Leave a comment
Facepalm Christian Lobby: Fear! Feeeeaaaar! FEEEEAAAAAAAR! (The Australian) One comment
February 4, 2011
Facepalm Queensland’s lack of infrastructure insurance continues to bit politcally (The Australian) Leave a comment
February 3, 2011
Facepalm Queensland’s recovery bill to be so high because… the state government didn’t insure it’s infrastructure (The Australian) Leave a comment
January 31, 2011
Facepalm Pyne: national curriculum doesn’t have enough white people in it, way too many Asians and blackfellas (The Age) Leave a comment
January 20, 2011
Facepalm The Oz’s Paul Maley drools over Tory’s “wit and bonhomie” (The Australian) Leave a comment
January 18, 2011
Facepalm Expert opinion on why the floods are Labor’s fault: Head of business lobby thinks water flows were mismanaged (The Australian) Leave a comment
January 11, 2011
Facepalm Former Family First candidate asks the hard questions: Are the floods in Queensland God’s retribution for Kevin Rudd’s suggestion that Israel become a signatory to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty? (Some fundie) Leave a comment
January 4, 2011
Facepalm Pell: I’ll meet those homos if they admit that my homophobic discrimination isn’t homophobic discrimination (The Australian) Leave a comment
December 16, 2010
Facepalm Ignore our record profits, we want to cry poor: NAB (The Australian) Leave a comment
December 15, 2010
Facepalm Rudd hurt poor, innocent Israel’s feelings. Awwww. (The Australian) Leave a comment
December 7, 2010
Facepalm Fair Work has an interesting interpretation of the word “volunteer” (The Age) Leave a comment
December 3, 2010
Facepalm SHARIA LAW IN AUSTRALIA! FREAK OUT! (And ignore reality) (The Australian) Leave a comment
November 29, 2010
Facepalm Equality making genders identical! (Except that’s not what equality means, moron) (The Punch) Leave a comment
November 26, 2010
Facepalm Complaining is so much easier than offering insight, right Andrew? (Herald Sun) Leave a comment
November 23, 2010
Facepalm Niki Savva: A better haircut, nicer clothes, and a slimmer body is what Gillard really needs (Yeah, that’s the sound of feminism rolling in its grave) (The Australian) Leave a comment
November 18, 2010
Facepalm 72 MPs vote against doing their job (Groupthink) Leave a comment
November 12, 2010
Facepalm Labor wasted $7million by knifing Rudd! Horrible! (Please ignore the part where Abbott would have probably paid as much or more, this is a Labor Sucks article. Thank You.) (The Daily Telegraph) Leave a comment
November 4, 2010
Facepalm Bush delayed Katrina troops because *drumroll* it would have hurt his party politically! (NineMSN) Leave a comment
 
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