December 19, 2012
/sigh | FFS Government swipes money from UN aid budget to pay for arbitrary imprisonment of refugees. (The Age) Leave a comment
December 11, 2012
Facepalm | FFS Idiot pranksters somehow didn’t think that something might go wrong with illegal invasion of privacy through deception, are surprised when it does. (ABC) Leave a comment
December 3, 2012
FFS Coalition still lying about carbon tax causing most of power price increases, media letting them get away with it despite definitive proof to the contrary being on public record. (The Age) One comment
November 26, 2012
FFS LNP in turmoil as Newman continues to channel Joh. (ABC) Leave a comment
November 20, 2012
FFS The five day working week is offensive to the business lobby. (The Age) Leave a comment
November 15, 2012
FFS | Well... shit. Abortion bans kill, or Why ‘Pro-Life’ is a gratuitous misnomer. (Huffington Post) Leave a comment
November 9, 2012
FFS Iran trolls US, attacks drone in international airspace. (ABC) Leave a comment
October 24, 2012
FFS Fuck people. Seriously, arseholes. (Huffington Post) Leave a comment
October 15, 2012
*twitch* | ...huh? | /sigh | Classy | Deeeeeeeerp | Facepalm | FFS | Hurrr | Moral Panic | Suuure | This is why we can't have nice things | VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA | Wait what? | Well... shit. | WTF? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (ninemsn) Leave a comment
September 28, 2012
*speechless* | FFS Jill Meagher’s body found. The Age provides handy google map. (The Age) Leave a comment
September 13, 2012
FFS Rudd attacks Abbott, evidence of leadership tension. Or some shit. (Next week: Rudd picks nose. Leadership tension rises.) Leave a comment
September 5, 2012
*twitch* | /sigh | Deeeeeeeerp | Derp | Douchebag | Facepalm | Fallacy | FFS | Health | Human Rights | Hurrr | Moral Panic | Predictable | Sad | Stupid | Suuure | This is why we can't have nice things | VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA | Wait what? | Well... shit. | WTF? Fuck.
You.
Jim.
Wallace. (Brisbane Times)		 Leave a comment
FFS Being hit on by someone of the same gender is comparable to finding someone sexually assaulting your child, according to Classy Campbell. (Star Observer) Leave a comment
September 4, 2012
FFS Yep, it’s official: Abbott supports racist deportations. (For those who say it’s a country not a race, we know you have-black-friends-and-are-not-racist,-but) (Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
August 24, 2012
FFS Objective headline is objective, certainly not emotive click-bait (The Age) Leave a comment
August 23, 2012
Environment | FFS Fracking to go ahead in Sydney (SMH) One comment
August 16, 2012
/sigh | FFS While the UK threatens to violate the Vienna Convention, Syria quietly goes on its merry way, pissing all over the Geneva Conventions. (ABC) Leave a comment
Douchebag | FFS An expert case of burying the lede. Outright say that it’s the carbon tax’s fault at the start, then mention at the end that someone (and the facts) disagrees. (The Advertiser) Leave a comment
August 15, 2012
*speechless* | /sigh | Australia | Douchebag | Facepalm | FFS | Human Rights | It's fucking patriotism! | Predictable | This is why we can't have nice things | Well... shit. Labor and LNP agree on something. Having arbitrary, indefinite (potentially lifetime) detention for asylum seekers. (National Times) Leave a comment
August 14, 2012
/sigh | FFS Gillard panders to religious extremists (ACL) Leave a comment
August 3, 2012
FFS For anyone who thinks equality has been achieved so we should shut up about gay marriage… (NY Daily News) Leave a comment
July 30, 2012
FFS Coalition commit to National Disability Insurance Scheme -and promise funding by cutting other services (The Age) Leave a comment
July 26, 2012
FFS Why the fuck wasn’t this front page news everywhere? Oh, Liberal Senator eh? Carry on. (The Australian) Leave a comment
July 20, 2012
FFS While technically accurate, “school shooter” is not what is implied by someone who fires a gun without intent to hit someone. But SCHOOL SHOOTER! is a sexier headline, so fuck the truth, right? (The Advertiser) One comment
July 12, 2012
FFS Truth in advertising doesn’t matter when it comes to political party names. Puppies and Icecream. (The Age) Leave a comment
July 9, 2012
FFS This is why I hate people. (New Statesman) Leave a comment
July 3, 2012
FFS Yet more evidence of the Catholic Church protecting sex offenders (ABC News) Leave a comment
March 23, 2012
/sigh | FFS Be afraid, except for when we militarise and privatise the police force (Pure Poison) Leave a comment
February 1, 2012
FFS Don’t like a media outlet? Just buy a sixth of it. (Crikey) Leave a comment
January 31, 2012
FFS NT ALP Minister calls aboriginal youths “little pricks” (ABC) Leave a comment
December 6, 2011
*speechless* | FFS Victorian Police forcibly disrobe young woman dressed in a tent costume (YouTube) Leave a comment
November 30, 2011
FFS Apple’s Siri believes in life at conception (Uproxx) Leave a comment
October 19, 2011
FFS Liberals – The anti-renewable energy party (ABC) Leave a comment
October 13, 2011
/sigh | FFS A concerted effort to block renewable energy, in my coal-powered Australia? (Crikey) Leave a comment
September 30, 2011
FFS | Human Rights Serco making a profit on human misery (NY Times) Leave a comment
September 21, 2011
FFS Yet somehow there’s nothing wrong with it stretched across obese bogans, or draped over brown-person-bashing shoulders. (The Age) Leave a comment
September 9, 2011
FFS Thompson may not be under investigation anymore, but Abbott still wants him to choose between the birth of his child, and stopping the Coalition from bringing down the government (The Age) Leave a comment
FFS Gillard: Let my have my human rights abusing policy, and I’ll let you have yours. That way, everyone wins! (The Age) Leave a comment
September 7, 2011
FFS Vaguely Sept-11 related? Felate John Howard? Hells yeah! (Pure Poison) Leave a comment
August 23, 2011
FFS Add Jacqueline Maley to the list of journalists fearing for their safety amongst “peaceful” demonstrators (SMH) Leave a comment
FFS Labor and Liberals agree to block inquiry into Reserve Bank bribery scandal (The Age) Leave a comment
July 30, 2011
Facepalm | FFS Christian politician lobbies to remove ethics classes from schools. Seriously. (SMH) Leave a comment
July 19, 2011
FFS | Hurrr It was cold in Canberra, so the climate change debate was pointless. (The Punch) Leave a comment
Facepalm | FFS R18+ article. Professional journalist. National newspaper. “irregardless” (Australian) Leave a comment
July 7, 2011
FFS Carbon price announced. Article goes into great detail… about the betting odds. (The West) Leave a comment
FFS Top 500 political contributors spared carbon tax (Australian) One comment
June 23, 2011
FFS The same Monckton that Abbott’s getting chummy with at a mining conference (The Greens) Leave a comment
June 22, 2011
FFS Because Melbourne’s public transport isn’t bad enough already (The Age) Leave a comment
June 10, 2011
FFS White Australia sneaking back in (Herald Sun) Leave a comment
June 9, 2011
FFS Gillard paid $66k for a hot shower!!!! (Ignore the part where it all happened before her time)
(Herald Sun)		 Leave a comment
June 7, 2011
FFS | Wait what? “Gay-proof fence”. Yeah. Really. Leave a comment
June 6, 2011
FFS | Hurrr “Fucking idiot” gets published by national broadcaster again (ABC) Leave a comment
June 3, 2011
FFS Among those sent to a place that’s notorious for the abuse of refugees will be kids without parents (The Australian) Leave a comment
May 24, 2011
FFS “Hubris may be the Coalition’s final hurdle.” Really? Only hubris? What about their utter lack of substantive policy on anything other than “Gillard bad. Abbott good.”? (Australian) Leave a comment
May 19, 2011
FFS Is Cory Bernardi right to be a racist and a bigot? The Herald Sun says ‘yes’. (Herald Sun) Leave a comment
May 18, 2011
FFS Can we please, as a country, stop being so fucking retarded about sharia law? – Editor (Punch) One comment
May 17, 2011
FFS And the sex crimes continue within the ADF Leave a comment
May 16, 2011
FFS Tory Shephard defends sexual assault and blames victims… No, really. (Punch) One comment
FFS Cory Bernardi defends the legacy of Osama Bin Laden… Yes, really. (Cory Bernardi) Leave a comment
May 12, 2011
FFS A laptop for every child? Maybe, but it’s not exactly what you were thinking… (Telegraph) One comment
May 11, 2011
FFS From the English translation page of a Japanese nurse’s blog on working in the aftermath of the tsunami – “I would appreciate it if everyone can refrain from posting these entries elsewhere and to share this address”. From The Age – “Thanks for the content for an article!” (The Age) Leave a comment
May 6, 2011
FFS The new reds under the bed scare campaign cleverly titled “Greens under the bed” (Australian) Leave a comment
April 28, 2011
FFS Gillard to Waterhouse: Disaster zone. I’m surrounded by death and destruction, and you’re worried about my jacket? FFS. Leave a comment
April 13, 2011
FFS In a show of astounding maturity and respect for transparency, Stephen Smith gets death threats (The Daily Telegraph) Leave a comment
March 9, 2011
FFS Now that International Women’s Day is over, it’s back to talking about how Gillard’s barren spinsterism is bad, this time because it causes diplomatic issues Leave a comment
March 8, 2011
FFS Carbon tax is about changing the type of power used by air conditioners and cars, not making people use them less, you lying sack Tony (The Australian) Leave a comment
March 4, 2011
FFS If the figures don’t say what we want them to say, they must be wrong (Pure Poison) Leave a comment
February 25, 2011
FFS | Wait what? High rate of refugee status granted to boat arrivals proof of rorting the system, obviously, not of them being, y’know, refugees. (The Australian) Leave a comment
February 23, 2011
FFS Having decided that they haven’t got enough page hits this week, the Punch prints another anti-abortion article (Punch) Leave a comment
February 17, 2011
FFS It worked for them in the Hanson days, so it’s back to stealing ideas from One Nation for the Coalition (The Australian) Leave a comment
February 16, 2011
FFS Morrison engages in cheap point scoring (those dirty foreigners getting a funeral), Abbott defends his right to engage in cheap point scoring (The Australian) Leave a comment
February 15, 2011
FFS Lib senator has ‘plenty of Muslim friends’, but tables a petition (signed by a grand total of 3 people) calling for a ban on Muslim immigration anyway. I’m not racist, but… (The Australian) One comment
February 8, 2011
FFS Whose turn is it to give Reagan a huge, sloppy, post-mortem blowjob? Kelly O’Dwyer! Come on down! (Punch) Leave a comment
February 7, 2011
FFS Poor Aussie battlers have their yachts damaged (The Australian) Leave a comment
February 3, 2011
FFS Hey look, more insurance companies doing the dodgy (The Age) Leave a comment
January 25, 2011
FFS Guys! New chick leader! Let’s break out the old stories we wrote about Gillard and swap the names (The Australian) Leave a comment
January 20, 2011
FFS Not content with changing the Prime Minister on a whim, the mining lobby has decided to straight up start writing land management policy. (SMH) Leave a comment
January 17, 2011
FFS All but one (if that) insurer trying to dodge flood payouts, making life harder for victims (The Australian) Leave a comment
January 5, 2011
FFS We’re freaking out about shirtless boys now? (The Age) Leave a comment
December 24, 2010
FFS Stupid ‘Mericans, complaining about a war on Christmas. Wait. Oh. Seriously? (The Australian) Leave a comment
December 21, 2010
FFS What does Gillard’s marital status matter? Really? (The Age) Leave a comment
December 20, 2010
FFS Aaand we’re back to “redirect the boats so they refugees drown on the way to somewhere else”. Oh, sorry, the whitewash version is “stop” the boats, isn’t it? (The Australian) Leave a comment