Lynch: Gee, Mr Bernardi, sir, are you always this dashingly handsome and erudite? Could you sign one of my much-read copies of your insightful, exhilarating books? Maybe a lock of your lush, full-bodied hair to stick inside the front cover?
Okay, Bernardi is usually sickening enough on his own, but that guy’s shameless fawning? *barf*
Lynch: Gee, Mr Bernardi, sir, are you always this dashingly handsome and erudite? Could you sign one of my much-read copies of your insightful, exhilarating books? Maybe a lock of your lush, full-bodied hair to stick inside the front cover?
Okay, Bernardi is usually sickening enough on his own, but that guy’s shameless fawning? *barf*