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October 16, 2012
/sigh Bernardi doubles down on being a douchebag. (The Advertiser) Leave a comment
Douchebag Abbott criticises the government for launching policy without talking to foreign governments it’d involve, promises he’d never do such a thing, then repeatedly does such a thing. (ABC) Leave a comment
Facepalm The NSW ALP: protecting you (well, one MP) from eggplant. (ABC) Leave a comment
October 15, 2012
*twitch* | ...huh? | /sigh | Classy | Deeeeeeeerp | Facepalm | FFS | Hurrr | Moral Panic | Suuure | This is why we can't have nice things | VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA | Wait what? | Well... shit. | WTF? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (ninemsn) Leave a comment
October 12, 2012
Human Rights In case anyone forgot, the UN still thinks Australia’s refugee policy is bullshit. (ABC) Leave a comment
October 11, 2012
/sigh The Australian media tries its hardest to avoid recognising Gillard having landed a blow (and pretending it was a bad move)… (MamaMia) Leave a comment
Bravo … which is so much more embarrassing when an American magazine nails it. (Te New Yorker) Leave a comment
Bravo | lulz This guy’s sorry he called Paul Sheehan balls-out insane last week. He was obviously wrong, because Sheehan really went balls-out insane this week. (A Baffling Ordeal) Leave a comment
October 10, 2012
Well Played Gillard eviscerating Abbott gets international attention. (news.com.au) Leave a comment
WTF? But her government still passes legislation that will disproportionately affect poor single mothers. (Crikey) Leave a comment
October 9, 2012
Bravo | Obvious Turnbull: Alan Jones isn’t being bullied, he’s getting a taste of his own medicine. (The Age) Leave a comment
Obvious | Overdue Coalition senator: the Coalition is slipping further to the right. (The Age) Leave a comment
Obvious Windsor: Turnbull would make better leader than Abbott. (ABC) Leave a comment
Bravo Gillard tears into Abbott. (ABC) Leave a comment
Facepalm Homeopathy to treat domestic violence. Aside from the bullshit, I can just see how well a wife-beater is going to respond to being asked to drink some diluted rose oil. (news.com.au) Leave a comment
October 8, 2012
Deeeeeeeerp Alan Jones and bosses try to pretend they’re the victims, complain about people being mean. Remember, it’s only free speech when Alan Jones is abusing the left, not the other way around. Leave a comment
Bravo Why Abbott really is a misogynist. (Daily Life) Leave a comment
Facepalm Wow. People suck. (The Advertiser) Leave a comment
duh “Some of Tony Abbott’s best friends are women” (The News With Nipples) Leave a comment
October 5, 2012
...huh? Todd “Legitimate Rape” Akin thinks doctors are performing abortions on women who aren’t pregnant. (Yahoo) Leave a comment
October 4, 2012
plot thickens Windsor thinks Abbott’s 50-50 to still be heading the Coalition come next election. (The Age) Leave a comment
Hurrr Strongest western economy compared to weakest, when consumer confidence is one of the most important things to maintain said strength. Stupid *and* reckless. Yes, Abbott’s involved. Leave a comment
Well... shit. Iconic image of democratic victory is actually an iconic image of sexual assault. (Crates and Ribbons) Leave a comment
October 2, 2012
Bravo California bans ‘treatments’ intended to straighten up The Gays. (news.com.au) Leave a comment
Douchebag Gillard is bad because she took bereavement leave. You know, that thing that’s stock standard for employers to offer and there would be outcry if were removed. (Bob Ellis is a dick.) Leave a comment
October 1, 2012
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September 28, 2012
Huzzah Science! (ABC) Leave a comment
September 26, 2012
/sigh | Douchebag Classy. (ABC) Leave a comment
...huh? Poodle Pyne wants Labor to… not vote for their own policies? Fucked if I know. (Adelaide Now) Leave a comment
September 25, 2012
Douchebag The identity (that absolutely no-one knew within hours) of the SA MP charged with child porn offences has been “revealed”. Also, the local media seem to have been holding a lot in, every other article today is about Bernie. (ABC) Leave a comment
/sigh | Predictable Former head of AMA supports health sector job cuts in the interests of toeing the party line. (ABC) Leave a comment
September 24, 2012
Facepalm ACT candidate wants to ban gay sex, premarital sex, infidelity and divorce. Proposal to ban puppies and ice cream expected soon. (The Canberra Times) Leave a comment
Bravo Russian editor loses job after refusing to cover dangerous lunatic’s PR stunt (and yet Aussie ‘journalists’ follow meekly along behind pollies who aren’t suspected of having critics murdered). (ABC) Leave a comment
Predictable Former Lib senator shows up at court in support of case that would make it easier for the Libs to get elected. (ABC) Leave a comment
September 14, 2012
Deeeeeeeerp Accusing Tony Abbott of being a violent misogynist is “anti-Catholic”. Good work, Greg Sheridan. (ABC) Leave a comment
/sigh | Douchebag Reprehensible headline is reprehensible. Someone being arbitrarily detained for an indefinite amount of time is not ‘jetting off’ on a holiday. (The Age) Leave a comment
...huh? Redmond sees Newman’s popularity plummet, proposes Newman policies. (ABC) Leave a comment
/sigh | Predictable Stanford gets lost of money from business threatened by organic produce. Stanford produces study falsely suggesting organic produce isn’t any better than non-organic. Unrelated. *cough* (The Huffington Post) Leave a comment
September 13, 2012
FFS Rudd attacks Abbott, evidence of leadership tension. Or some shit. (Next week: Rudd picks nose. Leadership tension rises.) Leave a comment
/sigh Abbott: Warm, cuddly, violent toward women. Leave a comment
September 11, 2012
Predictable Fracking liars pulled up for claiming the CSIRO said something it didn’t, wouldn’t. (The Age) Leave a comment
Obvious | Overdue Guy responsible for working out how to stop the boats finally admits that the boats can’t be stopped at our end, because they’re running from, not to. (ABC) Leave a comment
/sigh | Douchebag Anglican Archbishop to ACL: “Oi! Don’t hog all the bigotry!” (The Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
September 10, 2012
Overdue Turnbull applies a little marriage equality pressure to the Libs (The Australian) Leave a comment
September 6, 2012
Bravo | Overdue Gillard pulls out of ACL conference after Jim Wallace takes the offensive blatant lies too far. (The Age) Leave a comment
Classy Government more than happy to unload old weapons on Indonesia, doesn’t care they’re being used to brutally suppress dissent. (The Age) Leave a comment
/sigh Coalition in turmoil over raci… nationalism. (The Age) Leave a comment
Overdue | Pot - Kettle Meanwhile, Turnbull takes a very delicate swing at his party’s politicking. (ABC) Leave a comment
Science Germany’s power generation becomes more reliable as it adds renewables, not less as is generally claimed by di… fossil fuel proponents. (Renewables International) Leave a comment
September 5, 2012
*twitch* | /sigh | Deeeeeeeerp | Derp | Douchebag | Facepalm | Fallacy | FFS | Health | Human Rights | Hurrr | Moral Panic | Predictable | Sad | Stupid | Suuure | This is why we can't have nice things | VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA | Wait what? | Well... shit. | WTF? Fuck.
You.
Jim.
Wallace. (Brisbane Times)		 Leave a comment
FFS Being hit on by someone of the same gender is comparable to finding someone sexually assaulting your child, according to Classy Campbell. (Star Observer) Leave a comment
Well... shit. | WTF? ‘Christian’ wingnut GP prescribes chemical castration as cure for The Gay, without mentioning that it’s chemical castration. Is no longer a GP. Leave a comment
Predictable Gina Rinehart apparently unhappy she can’t pay her staff $2 a day (ABC) Leave a comment
Predictable Katter’s party in meltdown (according to KAP candidate) Leave a comment
September 4, 2012
FFS Yep, it’s official: Abbott supports racist deportations. (For those who say it’s a country not a race, we know you have-black-friends-and-are-not-racist,-but) (Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
September 3, 2012
Douchebag | Hurrr Coalition wants Sri-Lankan refugees arbitrarily denied asylum for the crime of… not being at war? Last I checked, not being at war doesn’t prevent government persecution (If we got out of our wars, would Australia quit persecuting minorities?) Leave a comment
Predictable Countries acting as fronts for corporations… not scary at all. (The Age) Leave a comment
August 31, 2012
Wait what? | Well... shit. | WTF? Holy fucking what the fucking shit!? (The Advertiser) Leave a comment
/sigh | Facepalm Oh right, Adelaide. (The Advertiser) One comment
August 29, 2012
Huzzah | Overdue Publicly funded dental. That is all. (The Age) Leave a comment
lulz | Well Played Liberal premiers being used to beat Abbott over the head. (The Age) Leave a comment
/sigh Women need to do more submitting to men. Or some shit. (The Age) Leave a comment
Overdue Indonesia’s violent suppression of dissent (and Australia’s connection to such) get some long-overdue attention (ABC) Leave a comment
/sigh Gun control reform panel populated entirely by pro-gun folk. Stay classy, Queensland. (ABC) Leave a comment
lulz “Romney was lured away to run the Winter Olympics, the second most Caucasian institution on earth, after the G.O.P” (NY Times) Leave a comment
August 28, 2012
/sigh | Not News Julia Gillard’s shoe falls off. Yes, really, that’s it. Leave a comment
Obvious Howard not helping Abbott convince people the Libs don’t want WorkChoices back (ABC) Leave a comment
Meta-journalism Sexism at the ABC (The News With Nipples) Leave a comment
lulz Meanwhile, Leigh Sales responds with hilarity (The Age) Leave a comment
August 27, 2012
Douchebag Obama/Muslim conspiracy theories, this time with the fresh new taste of outer space and pissing on the corpse of a pioneer. (Gawker) Leave a comment
...huh? Vice-chancellor uses secret underground escape tunnel to evade students. (ABC) Leave a comment
...huh? | WTF? Pregnancy begins 2 weeks before pregnancy begins, according to that queen of hipster politician, Arizona’s Jan Brewer (The New Civil Rights Movement) Leave a comment
/sigh Judge planning for Obama’s handover of power to the UN, and the resulting civil war. Yeah, it’s just that kind of day. (ABC) Leave a comment
*twitch* A poll? Yeah, okay, this is just too much stupid for one day. I’m out. (The Advertiser) Leave a comment
August 24, 2012
Obvious UN: “We want fuck all to do with Australia’s bullshit abuse of refugees”. #notarealquote #hashtagsoutsidetwitter (ABC) Leave a comment
Self Godwin? Soldiers build camps for the arbitrary detention of undesirables. I really don’t want to Godwin, but this is uncomfortably close… (ABC) Leave a comment
FFS Objective headline is objective, certainly not emotive click-bait (The Age) Leave a comment
Wait what? | WTF? Government plans to save money by expecting unemployed people with kids to live on the same amount of money as unemployed people without kids   (The Age) Leave a comment
August 23, 2012
Overdue Refugee intake increased (human rights abuses to continue) (ABC) Leave a comment
Bravo | Classy | lulz Journalism! (ABC) One comment
August 22, 2012
Health | Well Played Tasmania looking into banning anyone born after 2000 from buying tobacco. Ever. (ABC) Leave a comment
Hypocrisy Turnbull invests in the technology he’s been campaigning against in parliament. Leave a comment
Facepalm | lulz This is not how one campaigns for editorship of a student magazine. If one is sane. (A Source) Leave a comment
August 20, 2012
Obvious Banks full of shit. Who knew? (Aside from everyone…) (The Age) Leave a comment
*speechless* “Legitimate rape” victims don’t get pregnant, according to some Republicans. (Newser) Leave a comment
August 17, 2012
Douchebag Like the lower house, the Senate passes offshore processing legislation, while voting against added human rights protection and review of the policy. Greens only dissent to violating international obligations. (ABC) Leave a comment
Bravo | Classy Tony Windsor being awesome, and a better journalist than pretty much anyone working at the majors. (The Age) Leave a comment
Bravo Ecuador gives infinitely better consular support to an Australian citizen than Australia. Then goes even further. (Bonus: snide jab at Australia’s human rights record) (The Age) Leave a comment
*speechless* | Well... shit. The UK comes close to demolishing the foundation of basic diplomatic relations, and might still. This isn’t an exaggeration. Seriously, this is massive. (Craig Murray) Leave a comment
August 16, 2012
/sigh | FFS While the UK threatens to violate the Vienna Convention, Syria quietly goes on its merry way, pissing all over the Geneva Conventions. (ABC) Leave a comment
Overdue Renewed calls for inquiry into lies that sent the ADF to Iraq, including Malcom Fraser (continuing to be legendary) (ABC) Leave a comment
Wait what? Philip Morris vows ongoing legal challenges to plain packing laws. Seems to miss the part where a decision by the High Court can’t be appealed because it’s… the High Court. (ABC) Leave a comment
Douchebag | FFS An expert case of burying the lede. Outright say that it’s the carbon tax’s fault at the start, then mention at the end that someone (and the facts) disagrees. (The Advertiser) Leave a comment
*speechless* UK threatens to effectively invade Ecuador to kidnap Assange. Yeah, it’s totally just about extraditing him so Swedish police can ask him questions. (ABC) Leave a comment
August 15, 2012
Pot - Kettle Abbott complains about the prospect of the Gillard government doing something his party did twice in three elections, while he was a minister. (The Age) Leave a comment
Bravo Former Liberal PM calls bullshit on “racist” anti-refugee policy. (The Age) Leave a comment
Facepalm Let’s pretend that the refurbishment of an almost century-old building teeming with asbestos is all about Gillard. That’ll be fun. (The Age) Leave a comment
Hurrr | Obvious Even Republicans think Romney’s VP pick is a disaster waiting to happen. Leave a comment
Huzzah High Court tells tobacco industry “Stick that in y0ur pipe and smoke it.” (ABC) Leave a comment
August 14, 2012
Science Obama hints at being a little bit giddy over Mars awesomeness (ABC) Leave a comment
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