November 28, 2012
Coalition keep slinging the same mud that won’t stick, hoping it will stick. Leave a comment
November 26, 2012
Coalition still clutching at straws, trying to get mud to stick on Gillard. Per crossbencher: with all the attention, if there was something to find, it would’ve been found already. Leave a comment
October 24, 2012
Grats someone on breaking the law and sending out paper that’s probably covered in your fingerprints. And being a douchbag; grats on that, too. Leave a comment
September 5, 2012
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August 7, 2012
Coalition’s plan to tackle climate change: Pretend to do something now, and “Let future Ted deal with it” Leave a comment
NSW Police Chief demonstrates his fundamental lack of clues Leave a comment
July 20, 2012
Google giving Sex Party the shits Leave a comment
July 3, 2012
Talk about how much carbon tax will hurt one guy, but don’t mention how much he earns (if he’s not getting any compensation, “a lot”) Leave a comment
June 14, 2012
Children hugging each other is bad, apparently Leave a comment
January 20, 2012
Mmm, hypocrisy… Leave a comment
December 2, 2011
Another News Ltd  paper exposes politicians using allowances for their intended purpose. Shocking. Leave a comment
November 11, 2011
Entitled upper-middle class housewife cries poor 2 comments
October 13, 2011
Want to hear Abbott’s call for a return to McCarthyism? Skip to 44:58 (mp3 warning) One comment
August 16, 2011
Barnaby Joyce : “I’ve been kicked in the head by a horse.” One comment
August 11, 2011
Pretending to apportion some blame to policy-makers, then mostly just blaming poor people for being poor Leave a comment
July 26, 2011
Pay no attention to the disturbing pattern of far-right extremism: Norway doesn’t count because mainstream political parties are denouncing it (Good news for anyone worried about Al’Qaeda: they don’t actually exist, because mainstream Muslims condemn them) Leave a comment
June 23, 2011
Telstra and Optus to engage in meaningless internet censorship Leave a comment
June 8, 2011
Media obviously left-biased for not comparing sexism to not-sexism. Dirty lefties. Leave a comment
May 30, 2011
Labor “heavy” more concerned by jobs subsidised by problem gamblers, than curtailing problem gambling Leave a comment
May 19, 2011
Actual headline: “Julia’s tax will be worse than herpes” Leave a comment
May 5, 2011
Sheehan: I don’t like Islam, or know the difference between bigamy and polygamy Leave a comment
O’Farrell calls himself #43. Because leader #43 worked out so well for the US? Leave a comment
April 27, 2011
Cloud computing sucks cos everything’s in one place to be stolen (like say, a bank, which is much harder to break into than “under your matress”) Leave a comment
April 20, 2011
McCrann: Hey guys, we climate change deniers aren’t wingnuts, it’s the ones who follow established scientific consensus. Just keep saying it until you believe! Leave a comment
April 15, 2011
Abbott: Please ignore the terrible infrastructure investment from last time I was in government, and blame it all on Labor. Also, continue to believe made up stuff about how terrible the (overwhelmingly successful) BER program was, and that a fiber optic broadband network is shit compared to a wireless one Leave a comment
April 14, 2011
Coalition promises Labor the chance to say “WorkChoices” ad nauseum at next election Leave a comment
April 7, 2011
ADF continues a long proud tradition of victimising the victim Leave a comment
April 6, 2011
Kelly: Gillard is a poopie head for having to deal with minority government, and PMs who didn’t have minority government would have done things differently Leave a comment
In defence of racist defamation (complete with getting the basic facts of the case wrong) Leave a comment
March 29, 2011
Seems a sizable chunk of regional NSW likes the smell of bigotry in the morning Leave a comment
March 28, 2011
Abbott: Climate change is not not crap, and the carbon tax (not NSW Labor) killed NSW Labor Leave a comment
March 25, 2011
Akerman: WHARRGARBL Leave a comment
March 18, 2011
Oh look, an American who doesn’t like the UN (see comment #1 for rebuttal) One comment
March 17, 2011
Gillard: Greens are extreme. Abbott: brown and yellow people will steal your jobs. Leave a comment
March 11, 2011
The Oz demonstrates FAIR AND BALANCED schadenfreude, and criticises Labor for… I’m not sure, not reinforcing unconstitutional behaviour by the US by further undermining natural justice? Bastards. Leave a comment
March 4, 2011
But of course Queensland is pissy about having to be responsible instead of just mooching from the Feds Leave a comment
March 1, 2011
Admitting you’re wrong is a horrible thing to do. Just stick to your guns, regardless of the consequences, right Penbo? Leave a comment
Islamophobia not quite as rife as Morrison would prefer (still pretty rife, though) Leave a comment
February 28, 2011
If (when) Labor loses NSW election, it’s because of the carbon tax, not the fact that they’ve been on the path to losing for years. Obviously. Leave a comment
February 18, 2011
Coalition MPs deny Morrison wanted to go after Muslims, concede Bishop, Ruddock response (the one that would only make sense if Morrison had suggested going after Muslims) Leave a comment
February 16, 2011
Reagan’s ghost being unavailable, Bolt settles for fellating Abbott. Leave a comment
Call for DNA testing of all newborns. Why? Money. Leave a comment
February 11, 2011
News Corp. rules of editorialising: in a negative story, use the most left-wing of the people involved as the thumbnail, regardless of seniority or importance (Thumbnail) Leave a comment
News Corp. rules of editorialising: when a public servant is in trouble, exaggerate. For example, someone suspected of accidentally sparking a fire suddenly becomes an arsonist. Ignore that arson requires intent, making public servants look bad is more important. Leave a comment
February 8, 2011
The Oz turns it’s Fox-quality journalism on Independents (because getting donations is just plain wrong. or something) Leave a comment
February 4, 2011
Nationals probably know what “Independent” means, but it won’t stop them from lying through their teeth to scramble for more power Leave a comment
February 1, 2011
In full campaigning swing, Chris Pyne demonstrates his suitability to comment on the national history curriculum by showing how poor his understanding of history is Leave a comment
January 27, 2011
New flag? Political leaders say: bugger that, I’m busy waiting for the other lot to do something new so I can bitch about it Leave a comment
January 25, 2011
Labor’s conservatism hurting vote with progressives (duh) even though the headline makes it sound like it’s the fault of Labor Left Leave a comment
January 24, 2011
Apparently helping repair flood damage is “an opportunistic attempt to fill the coffers” (Read: don’t balance the budget, we want to be able to attack you for not doing it. Selfish pricks.) Leave a comment
Queensland Opposition doing their bit to make Bligh look good (‘I don’t like this, but I don’t have a better idea’) Leave a comment
January 21, 2011
Pokie barons complain that regulation could limit their ability to bilk copious amounts of money from people (no shit) Leave a comment
January 20, 2011
Herpa Leave a comment
Derp Leave a comment
January 17, 2011
Ms. Gillard not emotional enough (or some shit) Leave a comment
January 10, 2011
Ruddock: Gillard sucks for not redirecting the boats so the refugees down on the way to somewhere else. And I miss being important. Leave a comment
Downer: That guy who wasn’t a terrorist shouldn’t get compensation for being arbitrarily locked up, tortured, and given bugger all support by the Australian government Leave a comment
January 7, 2011
Gerry Harvey: “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh” Leave a comment
January 4, 2011
The Oz’s latest anti-NBN tirade: OMG Chinese cyber-spies! (Ignoring that fibre is more secure than copper, of course) Leave a comment
January 3, 2011
Philip “I got kicked out of Amnesty International for being a heartless monster” Ruddock calls for us to redirect (“stop”) the boats, so refugees can drown somewhere else Leave a comment
December 23, 2010
Please, someone tell me how attacking a military base would be a terrorist act (illegal, sure, but terrorism?) Leave a comment
November 29, 2010
Abbott: royal wedding fever is cos we’re rabid monarchists (not down to a lust for celebrity gossip, no siree) Leave a comment
November 26, 2010
Penberthy: I don’t care if that’s how parliamentary democracy works, I hate unions! Leave a comment
November 17, 2010
When reality doesn’t support your prejudice, just make a bunch of shit up. Right Janet? Leave a comment
November 16, 2010
Comm Bank is screaming about the Greens being dirty commies Leave a comment
November 12, 2010
Intellectual honesty? Why would we need that in a law professor? Leave a comment
November 11, 2010
Garu Johns: Here, have a thought arresting cliche about savage and immoral natives Leave a comment
November 10, 2010
Bolt: Why apples are just like oranges, and how this proves lefties suck Leave a comment
November 9, 2010
Fraser pushes false dichotomy of “obscenely profitable or economy-ruining weak” banks Leave a comment
November 5, 2010
ACL worried about The Gay encroaching on its “pandered-to minority” turf Leave a comment
November 4, 2010
Facebook will reveal indiscretions and ruin political careers (because Obama would never have been elected if people knew about all the drug-taking he did… oh… wait) Leave a comment
November 1, 2010
Labor no longer a progressive party? Thanks for the update, would you like to hop back in the TARDIS? Leave a comment
October 25, 2010
John Howard: blurring the line between delusion and revisionism since 1939 Leave a comment
October 19, 2010
Sure, Hicks was abused, but he’s AN EVIL LYING DIRTY TERRORIST, A TERRORIST who probably didn’t deserve it (researching someone’s claims is apparently only easy when that someone’s not a Liberal) Leave a comment
October 18, 2010
Apparently using rhetorical devices in a speech makes you more of an idiot than saying that being able to see Russia from your house makes you qualified to comment on foreign relations (and other ridiculous misrepresentations of the US political landscape) One comment
October 13, 2010
Bob Brown walks on water. Andrew Bolt accuses him of cheating in Big Bay swim. Leave a comment
October 12, 2010
Abbott: Gillard shouldn’t have kept quiet about my travel plans. I had to because of security issues (so really, I’d be whinging about her endangering me if she’d done what I said she should have) Leave a comment
October 7, 2010
Devine: Dumb ad proof that people who follow the science on climate change are NAZIS! Leave a comment
Dude with creepy mo: Aussie troops shouldn’t be subject to international law cos the Taliban doesn’t recognise it Leave a comment
October 6, 2010
GILLARD TRIED TO KILL ABBOTT! (because that’s for more plausible than Abbott just putting his foot in it again) One comment
Rutledge: It’s not the media’s fault we’re fearmongering arseholes, you ask for it Leave a comment
Janet Albrechtsen pines for a Tea Party in Australia and neglects two crucial elements. 1) There already is a Tea Party here, and 2) she has no idea what the Tea Party in ‘Murica is about. 2 comments
October 5, 2010
Want some journalism? Too bad! Here’s some navel-gazing instead. Leave a comment
Oz Editor: Write the article as though Greens voters hate Labor, then hide the fact that there was only a 1% change deep in the article Leave a comment
October 1, 2010
Need an idea for an article? Steal a joke that’s been old for weeks. Leave a comment
September 29, 2010
In the land of Andrew Bolt, upholding one’s end of a bargain is more like breaking a promise than breaking a promise (so long as he doesn’t agree with your) Leave a comment
September 24, 2010
Malcolm Farr informs us he doesn’t understand the phrase “constitutional crisis” Leave a comment
September 23, 2010
Feminists should… agree with… Fred Nile? Huh? 2 comments
September 22, 2010
Albrechtsen defends the paper that declared itself partisan against criticism about being partisan One comment
September 9, 2010
It takes 3 ‘journalists’ to work out what the Greens and Independents had openly admitted, and call it ‘cracks appearing’ One comment
Hard hitting: Unlike the Queen and Maggie Thatcher, Gillard doesn’t carry a handbag! One comment
Yet more complaints about the Westminster system working as intended Leave a comment
September 8, 2010
Barnett: I have a very poor understanding of both history and the term ‘left wing’ Leave a comment
The inevitable Andrew Bolt butthurt, as usual, delivers the lulz 4 comments
September 7, 2010
Katter: Discrimination not a big deal (but those Filipino bananas? National crisis!) One comment
September 6, 2010
Penberthy whinging (again) about the Westminster system working as intended instead of how he wants it to Leave a comment
#1 turn of phrase to demonstrate you’re a partisan hack who can’t be taken seriously: “Faustian pact with the Greens” Leave a comment
September 3, 2010
How does Katter expect anyone to take him seriously? Leave a comment
Seriously, how? Leave a comment
Sophie Mirabella gets her “HUUUUURRRRRRRR” on One comment