December 24, 2012
Gun nuts in the US defend the 2nd Amendment – by attacking the 1st Amendment.   Leave a comment
December 19, 2012
Abbott hasn’t read the federal court judgement he’s dismissing. Doesn’t sound at all like something Abbott would do in an interview with Leigh Sales. Leave a comment
December 11, 2012
Idiot pranksters somehow didn’t think that something might go wrong with illegal invasion of privacy through deception, are surprised when it does. Leave a comment
December 7, 2012
Idiot goes more than double the speed limit, records it, posts the video on youtube. Leave a comment
November 29, 2012
Bishop lies to be better at accusing Gillard of lying. Leave a comment
October 25, 2012
Abbott tries to play the victim, as though he’s being persecuted for being a father. Leave a comment
October 23, 2012
Don’t predict a major earthquake? Jail time, bitches. Leave a comment
October 16, 2012
The NSW ALP: protecting you (well, one MP) from eggplant. Leave a comment
October 15, 2012
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Leave a comment
October 9, 2012
Homeopathy to treat domestic violence. Aside from the bullshit, I can just see how well a wife-beater is going to respond to being asked to drink some diluted rose oil. Leave a comment
October 8, 2012
Wow. People suck. Leave a comment
September 24, 2012
ACT candidate wants to ban gay sex, premarital sex, infidelity and divorce. Proposal to ban puppies and ice cream expected soon. Leave a comment
September 5, 2012
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August 31, 2012
Oh right, Adelaide. One comment
August 22, 2012
This is not how one campaigns for editorship of a student magazine. If one is sane. Leave a comment
August 15, 2012
Let’s pretend that the refurbishment of an almost century-old building teeming with asbestos is all about Gillard. That’ll be fun. Leave a comment
Labor and LNP agree on something. Having arbitrary, indefinite (potentially lifetime) detention for asylum seekers. Leave a comment
July 26, 2012
The comments, they burn Leave a comment
July 16, 2012
“The coalition will support the recommendations of Angus Houston’s expert panel on asylum seekers – if the panel recommends coalition policies.” Leave a comment
July 5, 2012
We laugh about the sad state of sex ed in the US. It’s almost as bad here. Leave a comment
June 28, 2012
Want girls interested in something? Make it pink and add hearts, obviously! Leave a comment
June 8, 2012
David Koch is Goebbels or something. (Jim Wallace is nuts) Leave a comment
January 26, 2012
Stay classy, America Leave a comment
January 16, 2012
LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLER! DOLE BLUDGER! *insert other misc click-bait* Leave a comment
November 7, 2011
Reading is bad, apparently Leave a comment
September 29, 2011
Naturally, having syndicated columns in the three largest newspapers implies that you have no freedom of speech Leave a comment
September 20, 2011
“Alan Howe: it’s not a Godwin if I compare them with everyone BUT Hitler, is it?” Leave a comment
August 25, 2011
Whales are just like unwanted zygotes and foetuses Leave a comment
August 16, 2011
Anti-carbon tax rally attendees make zero sense Leave a comment
August 11, 2011
Katter likes being compared to Pauline Hanson (and still doesn’t have a registered political party.  Pay attention, media) Leave a comment
July 30, 2011
Christian politician lobbies to remove ethics classes from schools. Seriously. Leave a comment
July 19, 2011
R18+ article. Professional journalist. National newspaper. “irregardless” Leave a comment
July 13, 2011
Did you hear the one about Abbott telling a racist joke? Leave a comment
July 7, 2011
Andrew Wilkie : “wily former intelligence officer”. Leave a comment
June 22, 2011
Muslims torture cows!!!! Leave a comment
Ignorant racist given platform to absolve himself of ignorant racist behaviour One comment
June 17, 2011
Because the last bit of cat-related sexism worked out so well, another Lib ups the ante Leave a comment
June 7, 2011
Blanchett only cares about climate change cos she bought some coastal land in Vanuatu, the elitist! Leave a comment
June 2, 2011
Coalition sexism is okay, because Labor calls people names too, sometimes One comment
May 31, 2011
“*BZZZZT* – You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.” Leave a comment
May 26, 2011
How to ridicule a parenting decision when you don’t have the guts to actually do it yourself Leave a comment
May 24, 2011
To paraphrase the author of this article : “I know nothing about this R18+ rated videogames debate, but here’s what I think anyway.” One comment
Combet steals a line from the Coalition – “fear should always get in the way of facts” Leave a comment
May 23, 2011
Religious nutters preach their nuttery while attempting to remain hidden Leave a comment
May 20, 2011
Bernardi: I’m not technically a racist, just rabidly xenophobic Leave a comment
May 19, 2011
The Oz: Guys, how do we attack the NBN? Criticise a company that’s rolling out services for not technically having many customers yet? Excellent! Leave a comment
May 12, 2011
Lazarus Rising – People who loved Howard bought it to validate their existence. People who hated Howard bought it to confirm their suspicions. One comment
May 11, 2011
Coal cares – apparently not a satirical website One comment
May 10, 2011
Short on page-hits, The Punch greenlights a ‘religion is for dummies’ article. Leave a comment
May 9, 2011
Hasidic newspaper ‘shops Hillary Clinton and another woman out of US Government. Cos, y’know, women don’t do things like lead. One comment
May 5, 2011
Carbon price will make you sick!!!!11!!!one!!! One comment
April 28, 2011
Abbott: Labor should listen to the people who make a bunch of money from addicts when they say they should be allowed to keep making money from addicts Leave a comment
April 20, 2011
Bolt: Raaargh! I hate science! And I like making very funny jokes about Gillard being unmarried! Ha! Unmarried! What a silly girl. Leave a comment
April 15, 2011
Barry O’Farrell threatens to sack an entire council for… doing something it’s entirely entitled to do? Apparently this is the new NSW – much like the old one Leave a comment
April 13, 2011
Libya intervention has failed because Bob Brown liked it, and all it’s achieved is a stalemate (as opposed to “dissidents being brutally slaughtered by a rampant dictator”) Leave a comment
In the interests of denigrating the Greens, NSW Labor MLC mistakes Labor voters preferencing the Greens for Labor actually directing preferences. or The Punch: Where historical revisionism comes alive Leave a comment
April 8, 2011
Gina Rinehart uses stake in Ten, to give Bolt a show, to attack Rinehart’s political enemies. Woo! Journalism! Leave a comment
Give Gillard shit about mispronunciation. Get word wrong in article. (Hyperbolly? Really?) Leave a comment
April 5, 2011
O’Farrell gets off to a good start by seemingly putting personal political security ahead of effective government Leave a comment
Defamatory trollumnist to get own TV show? One comment
March 31, 2011
Trollumnist loses his shit (“I have plenty of gay friends” is very believable) Leave a comment
March 23, 2011
In an attempt to avoid criticism, Pyne launches a Godwin Leave a comment
March 21, 2011
Gillard : “Hey everyone, watch me alienate my base to placate people who won’t vote for me anyway.” Looks like she did learn something from Obama after all. Leave a comment
March 18, 2011
NSW Catholics: Hey sheep! Vote how we tell you, or you’ll probably go to hell or something Leave a comment
March 10, 2011
With Reagan’s ghost too busy to receive a sloppy blowjob, Ayn Rand gets clumsily pleasured instead Leave a comment
The best Bishop can say against carbon price, with free reign, is “entirely different schemes in entirely different economic circumstances might not have worked” Leave a comment
March 9, 2011
Demonstrating his impartiality, Paul Kelly uses such objective language as “waged” “aggressive” and “crusade” re: marriage equality and Labor and the Greens. Leave a comment
March 7, 2011
Apples are oranges, which makes the Green hypocrites (though I’m too much of a pussy to say it overtly, relying instead on a rhetorical question) Leave a comment
Sneaky asylum seekers are visiting other places before coming to Aus. Like the ultra-safe Pakistan and Iran. Leave a comment
Apparently boycotting nations with appalling human rights records is a “global religious and ethnic war” (at least when there are Greens to defame) Leave a comment
March 4, 2011
How to journalism: talk about the female prime minister’s clothes, because they’re very important Leave a comment
March 3, 2011
Devine, in defence of reductio ad Gaddafium Leave a comment
March 2, 2011
Shaun Carney: The carbon tax is AN ATTACK ON OSTRAYA!!!! (And the Greens are poopoo-heads) Leave a comment
February 24, 2011
Ever the peacemakers, Nationals deny Oakeshott Was being called names by calling him names Leave a comment
February 23, 2011
Not content with internal strife, Hockey ruins any hope of getting Oakeshott to jump ship Leave a comment
February 21, 2011
Morrison: BOAT PEOPLE! LABOR BAD! (please forget about that whole ‘insensitive bigotry’ thing; I’m back to politically acceptable bigotry) Leave a comment
February 18, 2011
Apparently “deep compassion” now means bitching about funeral expenses (funerals of brown people, eww). Glad the Libs could clear that up for us Leave a comment
February 16, 2011
See how fragile the mining sector is? Taxing them a bit more would destroy the industry overnight! Leave a comment
February 15, 2011
After weeks of national warnings against driving through flood waters, Barnaby drives through flood waters and destroys a government car. One comment
February 10, 2011
According to Abbott lapdog, Julie Bishop’s stupid to want to keep a program that fights radicalisation of young Muslims. What a dumb program, right? Leave a comment
February 8, 2011
Defence think tank: Fear! Feeeaaar! FEEEEAAAAAR! (Really, invoking Pearl Harbor?) Leave a comment
February 7, 2011
Fundamentalist Christian attacks Islam for its fundamentalist adherents Leave a comment
Christian Lobby: Fear! Feeeeaaaar! FEEEEAAAAAAAR! One comment
February 4, 2011
Queensland’s lack of infrastructure insurance continues to bit politcally Leave a comment
February 3, 2011
Queensland’s recovery bill to be so high because… the state government didn’t insure it’s infrastructure Leave a comment
January 31, 2011
Pyne: national curriculum doesn’t have enough white people in it, way too many Asians and blackfellas Leave a comment
January 20, 2011
The Oz’s Paul Maley drools over Tory’s “wit and bonhomie” Leave a comment
January 18, 2011
Expert opinion on why the floods are Labor’s fault: Head of business lobby thinks water flows were mismanaged Leave a comment
January 11, 2011
Former Family First candidate asks the hard questions: Are the floods in Queensland God’s retribution for Kevin Rudd’s suggestion that Israel become a signatory to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty? Leave a comment
January 4, 2011
Pell: I’ll meet those homos if they admit that my homophobic discrimination isn’t homophobic discrimination Leave a comment
December 16, 2010
Ignore our record profits, we want to cry poor: NAB Leave a comment
December 15, 2010
Rudd hurt poor, innocent Israel’s feelings. Awwww. Leave a comment
December 7, 2010
Fair Work has an interesting interpretation of the word “volunteer” Leave a comment
December 3, 2010
SHARIA LAW IN AUSTRALIA! FREAK OUT! (And ignore reality) Leave a comment
November 29, 2010
Equality making genders identical! (Except that’s not what equality means, moron) Leave a comment
November 26, 2010
Complaining is so much easier than offering insight, right Andrew? Leave a comment
November 23, 2010
Niki Savva: A better haircut, nicer clothes, and a slimmer body is what Gillard really needs (Yeah, that’s the sound of feminism rolling in its grave) Leave a comment
November 18, 2010
72 MPs vote against doing their job Leave a comment
November 12, 2010
Labor wasted $7million by knifing Rudd! Horrible! (Please ignore the part where Abbott would have probably paid as much or more, this is a Labor Sucks article. Thank You.) Leave a comment
November 4, 2010
Bush delayed Katrina troops because *drumroll* it would have hurt his party politically! Leave a comment