December 13, 2012
Suuure Assange for Senate? O.o (The Age) Leave a comment
October 15, 2012
*twitch* | ...huh? | /sigh | Classy | Deeeeeeeerp | Facepalm | FFS | Hurrr | Moral Panic | Suuure | This is why we can't have nice things | VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA | Wait what? | Well... shit. | WTF? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (ninemsn) Leave a comment
September 5, 2012
*twitch* | /sigh | Deeeeeeeerp | Derp | Douchebag | Facepalm | Fallacy | FFS | Health | Human Rights | Hurrr | Moral Panic | Predictable | Sad | Stupid | Suuure | This is why we can't have nice things | VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA | Wait what? | Well... shit. | WTF? Fuck.
You.
Jim.
Wallace. (Brisbane Times)		 Leave a comment
July 30, 2012
Suuure Mal Brough helps attack Slipper, wins preselection for Slipper’s seat, claims it’s unrelated and he’s telling the truth, despite initially denying involvement. (The Age) Leave a comment
November 15, 2011
Suuure “News Ltd finds no hacking at News Ltd” One comment
November 4, 2011
Suuure It’s not our fault that Kevin Rudd wants to talk about policy instead of leadership speculation, which we choose to interpret as him scheming. It’s entirely his. Entirely. (The Daily Telegraph) Leave a comment
May 5, 2011
Suuure Liberal Senator explains The Greens’ political position with dexterity and aplomb (Punch) 2 comments
April 11, 2011
Suuure Guy whose business would be affected by carbon tax: we should totally hold off on the carbon tax (Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
March 25, 2011
Suuure Apparently Israel doesn’t practice apartheid, because they’re less obvious about it, despite numerous heroes of the anti-Apartheid fight in RSA calling it exactly that. And if you ignore the whole ‘Israel was hell chummy with the apartheid regime, admittedly because if it failed they might cop flack for their own (entirely not) apartheid’ thing. (The Australian) Leave a comment
March 9, 2011
Suuure Wikileaks is a leftist conspiracy to destroy the world and democracy and freedom (and probably puppies) and stuff (Courier Mail) Leave a comment
February 22, 2011
Suuure Abbott: It’s the leaks that are the problem, not the bickering and bigotry that are being leaked (Sydney Morning Herald) Leave a comment
January 20, 2011
Suuure Indian External Affairs Minister can’t refrain from point-scoring against Pakistan, but promises to be, y’know, a responsible nuclear power and stuff (The Age) Leave a comment
December 20, 2010
Suuure It’s not that the miners are greedy SOBs. No, they’re really just concerned about native title payments. Honest. (The Australian) Leave a comment